Can't somebody rustle up a wad of leftover soft money to help Jason
Roe fund his off-season smear campaign against Will Rogers, timed
perfectly to hit moments before the changing of the guard at the
C'mon! Just a little extra cash would allow Roe to saturate the
airwaves with a grainy montage of Rogers' rejected screen tests, deftly
edited together with ominous voiceovers and creepy-jeepy music.