“Hellboy II: The Golden Army” is a phantasmagoric mix of monsters, mystery, magic and modern mythmaking. That one of these “monsters” happens to be the hero isn’t beside the point, it is the point. As the movie’s ad campaign lets us know, the big red guy with the horns and tail is the good guy. Welcome to the fantastical and wildly inventive cinematic world of writer-director Guillermo del Toro.
The world of myth and legend is in revolt against the ongoing encroachment of man. The militant Prince Nuada (Luke Goss) has declared war against man and seeks the power to awaken the titular and indestructible Golden Army. After a particularly nasty attack in New York City by a swarm of savage, razor-toothed beasties, Hellboy and his team are called in to investigate what has been going bump in the deep, dark, stormy night.
Hellboy, if you didn’t already know, is a wisecracking, kitten-loving, cigar-chomping, red-hued demon rescued by the Allies during World War II. He, along with his fellow supernatural misfits, Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), a pyrokinetic, and Abe Sapien (Doug Jones), a water-breathing telepath, battle a variety of creatures for the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense.